*Points at Claudius* You fucking dick
*Points to Polonius* You asshat
*Points to Ophilia* No.

jaclcfrost:

assrah:

jaclcfrost:

my songs have vague suspicions about what you did in the dark

let’s precariously light these objects up

i am moderately aflame

(Reblogged from ichigawa-awesome)

hippoghouliage:

lordofdungeons:

hippoghouliage:

athomeinthe-clouds:

hippoghouliage:

you spray dogs with water when they won’t listen, but will it work on an ally? the a is not for you. get off the couch, stop barking, go away. 

Can all the asexuals stop complaining about allies? Sometimes it’s nice to have a straight person helping you out when you need a little extra support. I respect asexuals but y’all can’t be acting this way.

"you can’t be upset that you’re being erased from the community you belong in because some straight people want credit for being a decent person" 

i can act however the heck i want to act especially when i have the great little straight allies like you telling me “i want to support you but you’re being angry at completely rational things and i just can’t handle it because it makes me look bad”.

i can complain about you as much as i want and i’d really rather not have assholes like you “trying to help me out”. you erasing my sexuality from the queer community is not helping me out, it’s pissing me off. so how about you piss off. 

You are absolutely justified in your feelings. The ‘A’ definitely stands for asexual. That said please don’t compare people to dogs. Dogs are way nicer.

I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET MAD BUT I WAS HAPPY. 

(Reblogged from thewellofastarael)

almostcrazycatlady98:

Cats Being Cats

(Reblogged from dominodomo)

yiffinq:

suck-err:

riverplants:

foods dangerous to dogs:

  1. avocadoes
  2. alcohol
  3. raw bread dough
  4. caffeine
  5. chocolate
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. macadamia nuts
  9. raw salmon
  10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

You don’t need to have a dog, everyone just reblog this maybe ok yes

also, pistachios! my dog died from eating them, so please dont feed your dog pistachios!

(Source: jacko-plantern)

(Reblogged from phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)

raggedyasgardian:

I have been taking chemistry classes for the past few years, and I can tell you only one thing that Disney got wrong.

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Put your hair up.

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Put your hair up.

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PUT YOUR HAIR UP, IT’S A HAZARD.

(Reblogged from whycantibeclever)

jensenacklesmishacollins:

Supernatural, 4.07 It's The Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester
(Reblogged from quercusrubra)
(Reblogged from phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)

radar-one:

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sixpenceee:

You probably have heard of mitochondria (the powerhouse of the cell) and of chloroplasts (gives the leaves green pigment, used in photosynthesis). But did you also know that according to the endosymbiosis hypothesis, the mitochondria & chloroplast were once free-living cells. They were “swallowed” into other larger cells and became a subcomponent. Evidence for this includes the fact that both these structures have their own DNA and can self-replicate. 

Mitochondria is the prisoner of the cell

Free them

(Reblogged from playeronemariposa)

bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE

(Reblogged from phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)